Have you ever had a day where you stare at your toddler and think to yourself:
- Did I bring home the wrong baby from the hospital? (that kind of energy is definitely not from my side of the family)
- Will he/she take a longer nap if I put just a few drops of vodka in his/her juice?
- If I close my eyes and think of a happy place, will that block out the screaming?
- Three drops?
- What can I do with this child on a hot and boring Saturday afternoon?
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